Won’t You Be My (Passive Aggressive) Neighbor

Once upon a time normal people lived across the street and their front yard looked like this. However, for the past 2 years, they’ve decided to keep that part of their yard covered in ripped up black tarp, held down with bricks. At first I thought it was to protect precious Amazonian orchids, but now I’m starting to think that this is a lazy, ugly way to keep from mowing it. Either way it looks like rubbish, and the next big windstorm I’m going to go out in the middle of the night and steal all their tarps and put their bricks in my garden. Oh that Kansas wind!

That is all.